Pie for Maureen, round her shed
I never tire of watching this video – it always makes me laugh and comes from the comedian Adam Buxton. What if the hymns on Songs Of Praise were actually subtitled by the hard of hearing? The translations would be exactly like this (In fact I cannot hear anything other than what is subtitled every time I listen!)
Reminds me of all kinds misheard lyrics in pop songs of which this site has archived hundreds – contribute your own!